House Rules

1. Adults only

The parlor is 18+ entertainment. The cabinets are casino-themed and that's enough.

2. Brass Chips do not leave

Chips have no value outside the parlor. Trading them anywhere is void.

3. One tab per visitor

Each visitor runs a single Parlor Tab. Sharing accounts confuses the cabinet count.

4. No automation

Don't script the cabinets. They were built for hand-pulls, not robot pulls.

5. Be civil in correspondence

If you write to support, write like you'd want Barry to read it back to you.

6. We can stop you

We can suspend or close any tab that abuses the parlor. We rarely need to.